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Monday, September 22, 2008

A little something I picked up from http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/ ...
I'm sure that all of you know CHUCK NORRIS and I'm also sure that almost everybody heard at least one CHUCK NORRIS fact from a friend . The thing that I am not so sure about is if you know how hard finding CHUCK NORRIS can be !
Try finding him using google.com and write "find CHUCK NORRIS" and click the "I'm feeling lucky" button to see ...

Chuck Norris approved facts



Facts & Facts

1 If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2 There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3 Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4 Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5 Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

6 Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

7 Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8 Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

9 In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.

10 Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

Chucks Choice


You all know and love CHUCK NORRIS !

# When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

# There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

# Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

# Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

# Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

# Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

# Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

# There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

# When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

# Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

# Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

# Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

# Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

# Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

# Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

# Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

# Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

1 Laughing Comments:

lucky1 Monday, September 29, 2008 11:11:00 AM  

chuck norris is awesome !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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