farting solution

Hello everybody ! The latest high-tech engineering project is finally on the market . All your farting problems , if you have any(don't be shy!) have come to an end . This little device , once introduced in you cavity , will automatically turn all your gas sounds into popular cellular phone ring tones , meaning that you will never ever have to feel embarrassed again . SO , buy it now , buy it cheap and buy it for a loved one ! Enjoy .
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